She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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