these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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