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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We need to rekindle our bromance
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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