dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
