WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Everything about him screamed your future.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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