i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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