Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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