Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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