Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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