if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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