i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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