the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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