Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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