I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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