I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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