Everything about him screamed your future.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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