Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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