YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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