Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he thought i was a dude.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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