she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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