Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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