Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I would fuck him just for his dog
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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