I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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