That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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