Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pappa wants mamma naked
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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