can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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