I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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