I don't usually arrange sex via text message
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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