am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
