There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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