i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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