he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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