Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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