if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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