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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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