you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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