Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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