they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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