so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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