The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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