come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's just like the Real World with babies
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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