Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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