my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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