'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
we're so committed to being not committed
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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