Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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