I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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