We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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