doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You smell like stripper and shame
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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