Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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