Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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