think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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