Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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