Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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